veteranz day

on dis veteranz day i am salootin mi two favrit vetz ...

da grate sarge charlie

an mi sollie!

(anudder grate v-e-t iz da byootiful dr. landerfeld ... but dat'z anudder day altogedder.)

i hate wen mi brudderz talk abowt me ...

Jeter's acting strange again Matsui ...

I hope he doesn't get any ideas about taking more "walk-abouts." (Mickey)

He's still pretty freaked out by Joba. (Matsui)

way-da-minit u two ...

stop tellin storiez abowt me behind mi back.

it hertz mi feelinz.

jus sayin.

saturday thotz

i wuz wunderin ...

eggzaktlee ware ar da wild thingz?

a cat wuz sittin onna wall an asked ...

What do you think of my furs?  The color?  The texture?

well personally i like rabbit fur but mi furz ar okay i gess.

Well I don't like mine at all, I think I'll go to the v-e-t and see if they can do anything with the color and maybe a perm.

a perm? why wood u wan curly furz?  duhr

I have no idea, I just do.

da yankeez win!

congratyoolashunz to mi teem ...

da noo york yankeez!

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werld seriez championz!

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an congratyoolashunz to da mos valyooabul player

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hideki matsui!

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frum me an ...

mi brudder ...

matsui (hizself!)

da tuesday tree-oh

heer we ar ... mi brudderz matsui an mickey an yerz troolee.

we were sittin on da wall takin it all in.

ar u wunderin wut we were lookin at?

we were lookin at dis ...

da introoder.

da end.

da day after

jus to let u know ...

i wuzzen't feelin halloween las nite.

i'm glad it'z quiet today.

jus sayin.

(but i am feelin da noo york YANKEEZ!)